12:17 p.m. - 2009-02-13
List, Part 5
31. The white picket fence that dreams of life in the big city.
32. The civil servant who spends all his free time thinking about how to be a better civil servant.
33. A flying saucer from a technologically maladroit world. The flying saucer never reaches earth, since it's a literal saucer with wings drawn on it.
34. A mime, belittled by her peers because her entire act is spoken word.
35. An unsanitary trapeze artist who works without a hairnet.
36. A frog who miraculously grows wings but later misses the sensation of bumping his ass a-hoppin'.
