6:23 p.m. - 2009-01-13
List, Part 3
20. The man who works in a sausage factory and likes eating sausage more every day.
21. Two bald men arguing over a comb. The comb is jewel-encrusted and extremely valuable. The first bald man wants to sell the comb and give the money to charity. The second bald man is merely greedy.
22. The movie of the book of the movie of the book of the movie of the book. The original book is an exhaustive chronicle of the passing of the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930. The third iteration of the film is entitled "Alien Sexbots Part II: Return to Giant Gorilla Island".
23. A shrew, trapped in a vole's body.
24. An old pine tree, bent by the great burden of time, forever complaining about its medicare benefits.
25. Two men in a diner, one lethargic, the other dyspeptic, who would have a heated argument if either could summon the energy.
26. A team of horses that can't agree on a sport, so they just go out for drinks instead.
27. An astronaut with crippling claustrophobia, her career choice mitigated by her love of dehydrated foods.
