4:02 p.m. - 2008-12-28
Questions I Would Address to the Audience Were I a Stand-up Comedian
*"Am I RIGHT?"
*"WHAT'S the DEAL with PARKING METERS?" (This I would have stolen from one Doug DeMuth.)
*"Are all women INSANE, or WHAT?"
*"Can I tell you something?"
*"And what about the WHEELCHAIR"?
*"What GENIUS came up with that name?"
*"Why not just call a PLANE a WINGTUBE and a FORK a PRONGSTICK?"
*"RIGHT?"
*"Have you heard about THIS?"
*"Or is it just ME?"
*"Will you please fill the deep, painful chasm in my damaged soul with your laughter?"
*"Please?"
