11:59 p.m. - 2006-06-12
Grocery store.
Here are some of the chapter headings that I imagine appear in a thin book I saw in the grocery store check-out line. The book is entitled "Longevity for Dummies".
Chapter I: Longevity: How Long You LIVE, Not How Long You ARE
Chapter IV: Nails, Paint, Light Bulbs, and a Thousand Other Things That Aren't Food
Chapter XVII: Using Power Tools: DON'T
Chapter XX: On Why You Can't Use Your Body to Stop a Train Even Though You Once Saw a Drawing of Superman Doing It
Chapter XXXIII: Bears: Grizzly vs. Berenstein, Which Are Real, and Which to Avoid
Chapter L: Say YES to Breathing!
